EMPTY YOUR FRONT RIGHT POCKET

"JGrabowMSt" (jgrabowmst) 10/10/2014 at 13:50 • Filed to: None

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Follow suit!

Coty > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:51

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All that's there is my phone and I have no way to take a picture of my phone which is a camera too.

Textured Soy Protein > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:52

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The only thing in my front right pocket is my phone, which is the only thing I'd be able to use to take a picture, but I cant take a picture of my phone, using my phone.

Jonathan Harper > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:52

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Do you really carry a condom around?

My wallet lives there, that's all. And a fob in the little coin pocket to get me into my office.

Brian Silvestro > Coty 10/10/2014 at 13:52

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Came here to literally say the same exact thing.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:52

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My cell phone and a permission slip.

I can't take a picture because a) in class and b) my phone can't be in two places at once.

Sweet Trav > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:52

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Just my phone.

Right front = Phone.

Left front = Keys

Left Rear = Wallet

Right rear = pocket knife.

MonkeePuzzle > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:53

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CB > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:53

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Looks like someone is ready for a booty call.

And this is mine.

EL_ULY > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:54

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PushToStart > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:56

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Mercedes key, 1 dollar bills, and a condom. You must be headed to the strip club!

Alex B > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:56

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My phone. That is all.

Coty > EL_ULY 10/10/2014 at 13:56

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/dead

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:56

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I'm at home. Why would I be wearing pants?

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:57

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That's all I've got, take what you must, sir.

treesmakewater > Sweet Trav 10/10/2014 at 13:57

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i have almost the same thing, but the knife and wallet need to switch sides

Coty > Jonathan Harper 10/10/2014 at 13:58

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I got optical illusion'd. I thought it was the remainder of the wrapper from being torn off.

Alfalfa > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 13:59

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Why do I feel like you only did this because you had a condom?

Anywho, all that's in my pocket is my Gerber tool

Takuro Spirit > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:00

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JGrabowMSt > Jonathan Harper 10/10/2014 at 14:01

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I had to empty the wagon because it got picked up last night. Busted motor.

It got mixed up in the cash, and I woke up late and just grabbed the whole pile of crap on the end of my desk.

JGrabowMSt > EL_ULY 10/10/2014 at 14:02

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This made my day

Imirrelephant > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:02

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KirkyV > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:02

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I would've had the same problem as every other front-right phone-carrier, but I happen to have this picture knocking around on my desktop.

ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > CB 10/10/2014 at 14:03

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ANOTHER FORZA 3 LCE KEYCHAIN!!!!

Sweet Trav > treesmakewater 10/10/2014 at 14:03

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I'm a lefty.

CB > ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier 10/10/2014 at 14:03

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ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

But yeah, I really like how the silver wore off. It has a nice effect to it.

EL_ULY > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:04

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:]

JGrabowMSt > PushToStart 10/10/2014 at 14:05

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Yeah, if I was that lucky.

Keys to the SL600 which I drove to work today, and the key for the CLK430 which I'm taking out tomorrow.

And gas money for them. I feel poor, especially because the Wagon's motor is going to cost me a lot to fix.

ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > CB 10/10/2014 at 14:05

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All the sliver on mine is gone.

macanamera > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:05

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I see you and I raise.

CAR_IS_MI > MonkeePuzzle 10/10/2014 at 14:07

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Mee too bro. Me too.

Takuro Spirit > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:09

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Unblurred version.

Nibbles > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:10

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JGrabowMSt > macanamera 10/10/2014 at 14:10

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And people said I'm on the way to the strip club for the night....

I hate durex anyway, I don't use them for their intended purpose. It's fate will be decided later.

KirkyV > Sweet Trav 10/10/2014 at 14:11

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For me, the knife and the the keys share front-left. Rear-left holds headphones and whatever random bits of paper I may end up picking up - receipts, notes and so on - while rear-right has the wallet.

KirkyV > CB 10/10/2014 at 14:12

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I've got one of those Forza keyrings! I really ought to take it out of the box and start using it.

SaabLife, because Gripen > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:14

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Did I do it right?

CAR_IS_MI > CB 10/10/2014 at 14:15

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Why so many different monies (I see US and 'Merikahs hat monies)

CAR_IS_MI > Sweet Trav 10/10/2014 at 14:16

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Get out! Spawn of satin! (yes, intentional)

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Coty 10/10/2014 at 14:18

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No damn you! Phone in left!!!!

(Im a lefty)

JGrabowMSt > SaabLife, because Gripen 10/10/2014 at 14:18

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I'll be honest, the ultra ribbed are terrible.

CAR_IS_MI > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:19

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You can gas those both with $31?

Coty > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 10/10/2014 at 14:20

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Lock box keys in the left pocket.

CAR_IS_MI > macanamera 10/10/2014 at 14:21

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You do not walk around with 7 condoms in your pocket do you?

JGrabowMSt > CAR_IS_MI 10/10/2014 at 14:22

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it's $78 total, I can put $39 in each car. SL600 would be a little over 2/3 full, and the CLK would be about 3/4 full, counting where they are currently.

macanamera > CAR_IS_MI 10/10/2014 at 14:22

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EVERY DAY BRO

whoarder is tellurium > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:22

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Sorry, HTC One M8 in the right pocket...so, the left... (with bad lighting)

SaabLife, because Gripen > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:23

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I've had this box in a drawer for like a year. Absolutely hate them.

A quick grab from CVS at 4am lead to a very bad night.

JGrabowMSt > whoarder is tellurium 10/10/2014 at 14:24

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That's quite the combination of stuff you've got there.

I keep my phone in my front left, and nothing else. Back right is wallet, and back left stays empty. Wallet only has cards and ID, no money. I've lost enough wallets to know better than leave money in them.

CAR_IS_MI > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:25

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Lol. I was going to say, even $78 couldnt fill both those tanks. Ya know, unless you live in the middle of no where Nebraska where gas is like $2.70 / gal right now...

CAR_IS_MI > macanamera 10/10/2014 at 14:27

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but they're all expired...

whoarder is tellurium > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:29

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Same. I keep relying on my debit card and maybe I should keep cash instead...especially with all the data breaches happening lately.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:29

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Empty My right Front Pocket? Okay!

macanamera > CAR_IS_MI 10/10/2014 at 14:31

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Whoa really? They expire in 1 day???

JGrabowMSt > SaabLife, because Gripen 10/10/2014 at 14:32

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Yep, the durex is going to be filled with approximately 30 gallons of water, if it makes it that far.

I had a trojan get to 40 gallons once. It was whatever the green wrapper was from the older "pleasure pack." What a ripoff that was. It was fun to fill them with water. Took about 3 tries before my friends and I worked out exactly how to make it work..

CAR_IS_MI > macanamera 10/10/2014 at 14:32

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Use em or loose em bro!

Nah seriously though, I found out what you are doing with so many condoms...

JGrabowMSt > CAR_IS_MI 10/10/2014 at 14:33

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for 93? I can't put that regular crap in these cars. Especially the SL

JGrabowMSt > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/10/2014 at 14:34

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Who's picture is that?

RazoE > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:34

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Just my 3DS XL...

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:35

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Do you recognize him now?

CAR_IS_MI > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:35

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No thats probably regular, but that still means high octane is probably under $3.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 10/10/2014 at 14:35

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You have no idea how hard I'm laughing.

This is why you're part of the Elite Four.

JGrabowMSt > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/10/2014 at 14:35

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no?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:36

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Its Orlove

JGrabowMSt > CAR_IS_MI 10/10/2014 at 14:37

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That or close to it. Damn. Maybe I just need to hire a tanker to go out and get me so motion lotion.

JGrabowMSt > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/10/2014 at 14:38

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hahahaha, now I see it. That's an interesting thing to keep in your pocket.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:40

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Indeed it is, Im an interesting guy

CB > CAR_IS_MI 10/10/2014 at 14:41

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Because some assholes can't tell the difference when they pay for stuff.

philipilihp > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/10/2014 at 14:42

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[PELICAN WHAT YOU DID THERE I SEE IT].gif

Sorry, I'm lazy.

philipilihp > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:43

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Just ma phone. I don't know how all you back pocket wallet carriers do it. Hurts my ass.

Front left is any cash, wallet, and my car key fob.

CAR_IS_MI > CB 10/10/2014 at 14:43

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I take it you live in Merikahs hat and the assholes are dirty stinkin Merikans?

Tohru > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:45

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:47

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Party-vi > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:47

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I don't have the keys to an AMG in my pocket.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:48

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the pocket knife only goes with me when I'm looking at or meeting someone from Craigslist...

JGrabowMSt > philipilihp 10/10/2014 at 14:55

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Yeah, I alternate which back pocket usually. Whichever side of my back hurts more. Doesn't do a bad job of alleviating the pressure, oddly enough.

That said, if I could find a good phone case for my cards/ID, I would absolutely ditch wallets forever.

tromoly > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:55

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My pockets are empty, so a picture would be pointless.

Proposed use of condom:

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 14:55

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I don't have pockets bud.

JGrabowMSt > tromoly 10/10/2014 at 14:57

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Yeah, it'll be something like that

SaabLife, because Gripen > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 15:00

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Having had these for so long, I hadn't thought of that, although I played around with the idea of a trojan weather balloon.

Tonight, some 40 gallon trojans are going off the balcony.

CB > CAR_IS_MI 10/10/2014 at 15:01

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Yes to the first one, and Canadians and Americans are to blame for the second one.

CAR_IS_MI > CB 10/10/2014 at 15:05

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lol. I remember when I used to get Canadian money from the cashier. I was always like "WTF is this, you still owe me a nickle!"

area man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/10/2014 at 15:06

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that's a lot of shit for one pocket

Mosqvich > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 15:07

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area man > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 15:16

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class. I have class in my pocket

so-wrxy > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 15:18

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I use the CPU as a brainstorming tool. Sort of like a stress ball.

HTC One resides in there as well, but I needed it to take the pic.

Twism > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 15:20

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waitwaitwait.

How? What? Why?!

RockThrillz89 > KirkyV 10/10/2014 at 15:22

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Is that a sonic screw driver?

KirkyV > RockThrillz89 10/10/2014 at 15:22

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... Maybe.

RockThrillz89 > Takuro Spirit 10/10/2014 at 15:23

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I keep clicking but nothing is happening. I want to reveal Graphic dammit! Always wondered what (s)he looked like.

RockThrillz89 > KirkyV 10/10/2014 at 15:27

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whatisthatsound > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 15:31

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I'm in a flight suit which has 8 pockets and I keep everything everywhere so I'm constantly thinking my stuff is lost.

Rob > philipilihp 10/10/2014 at 15:37

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Putting your wallet in your back pocket is very bad for your back. I got in the habit of putting it in my front pocket about 10 years ago (around age 18) just because it's more comfortable.

505Turbeaux > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 15:39

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ah, what do you use them for then?

JGrabowMSt > so-wrxy 10/10/2014 at 15:41

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Which CPU is it? It's a 775 CPU, that I can tell, but that doesn't narrow it down very far.

JGrabowMSt > Twism 10/10/2014 at 15:43

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/hemiwagon-proj…

I don't know yet, my garage is not equipped to remove motors and pull heads. Something in the motor broke or came loose on the highway.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > area man 10/10/2014 at 15:43

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Ive got deep pockets huehuehue

JGrabowMSt > whatisthatsound 10/10/2014 at 15:44

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I can get mixed up with 5 pockets sometimes. It doesn't take much...

sefeing, actually bought an E46 > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 15:45

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Right front's my iPhone 6, so here's my left front instead!

JGrabowMSt > 505Turbeaux 10/10/2014 at 15:47

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filling the tub with water, in a contained space. My current girlfriend has never tried to do this, so I'll see if I can get it to work again so she can witness how intense condoms really are (not that she hasn't seen videos or pictures, but it's totally different to witness in person).

I lost the picture years ago, but I had a picture of my arm completely in a condom that just about half filled the tub at my friends house.

We used to do weird shit when her parents went away. It never involved using condoms for their actual use. We're close, but not that kind of close (she's also my ex-girlfriends best friend).

McMike > JGrabowMSt 10/10/2014 at 15:55

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